My World

Almost Over =]

2008-08-30T00:30:00.000-07:00

My prelims are ALMOST OVER!!!!weeeeee
Just ticking off the dates....papers were good.I might do well for maths,very worried about science,and confident about english.lets hope i top my class in Humanities or i will kill myself.

Also,I was think what i gonna do after O levels.1 thing is for sure,I gonna get Lovell to teach me Japanese...how cool is that...hahah

Also might get a part time job and am looking for a MMA school(mixed Martial arts school).....and most importantly,hang out wif my best friends.

If our class goes overseas...thats would just be freaking SWEEET!!!!!Cant wait to go wild.....lets see if people like the ME after O kevels...muhahahahah.........

also....we sort of had a small get together last friday at Alex place....but the freaking rain ruined it...zzzzz so Lovell ,Chin Wee ,me and Ben Shu went to bens place to swim and have some drinks.....and i saw bens Dog......soooo cute...with those BIG EYES!!!!awwww hahahahah

We did some crazy things at Bens place....like Chin Wee broke a cup in Bens pool....and we fooled around in the hot tub.....

Pics will soon b on frenster :D BYE!!!

Life B4 PC

2008-08-20T19:04:00.001-07:00

This is the Joke 4 today....Enjoy :D

WoW

2008-08-20T18:53:00.000-07:00

Prelims started already......where did all the time go???haha
A lot has happened,like Singapore won a silver medal AFTER 48 years...wow Congrats
Also,lately all i have been doing is STUDYING!!!!
Everyday i wake up and put a tick on my calender...its a sort of motivation i guess.haha

So I guess that's it....my life super boring......OHHH wait wait
Yesterday I had O levels ORAL exams.Hope i did well.
There were tow teacher,1 who laughed all the way through my oral and the other 1 just sat there shaking her head.But i guess she was busy marking me that's why.

During the course 4 studying 4 O,I realised my friends who were super tight with me....STOPPED CALLING MEEE!!!!!WTF haha i dont blame them,I think they dont wan2 distract me or something.

OK thats all folks...see you around BYE!!! :D

U call yrself a Friend?

2008-08-15T18:04:00.000-07:00

What the FUCK is yr problem.Show me attitude randomly,think like u fucking hell own people.Well I got news for u,u asshole.

Firstly,look around,who the fuck really takes u as a friend?Those u consider a 'friend' make fun of u behind yr back.

Secondly,u r not fucking hell doing anybody any favour by doing well in subjects.So stop living in yr so called world.

Lastly,Yr attitude sucks.Like i said b4,stop acting like u own people.And please learn some manners.Learn to talk like a human and not a fucking asshole.

Guess wad,with this attitude,U are the next outcast.That is all.This is OVER!!!!
My last words towards u.......FUCK U,U FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!

Punished in Hell

2008-08-08T08:11:00.000-07:00

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.

Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:

"Cindy, you have sinned."

1 day b4 NATIONAL DAY

2008-08-08T07:59:00.000-07:00

Today my school celebrated National Day with Boxing,soccer and many many MANY other things.I watched Boxing all the way....soo cool.Wished I could take part oso,sadly i found out very late.

Then Me and Ravi went to eat,and i 4got my wallet.So kind of Ravi to lend me $$$.Then we went back to school and ate,then i came home and ravi went to do DnT.

Came home and played a bit of CS.I no I no,but i was soo bored.My hands took control and overwrote my brains...haha

I got together with a friend and thought her History.She is smart but acts humble...zzz
Anyways,We had a ball of a time,and believe it or not she actually learned something from ME.haha I dont think i am a very good teacher but still....

Well thats all folks :D Bye

Michael Jackson

2008-08-04T08:07:00.001-07:00

Cinderella, Thumbalina and Shrek were talking together one day.

Cinderella- I think I am the prettiest

Thumbalina- I think I am the Smallest

Shrek- I think I am the ugliest

They go to the City Hall to talk to the mayor and see the book of World Records. Cinderella goes in and comes out happy.

Cinderella- I am the Prettiest

Thumbalina goes in and comes out happy.

Thumbalina- I am the smallest.

Shrek goes in and comes out confused and mad.

Shrek- Who the hell is Michael Jackson?

This test stuff is great

2008-08-04T07:54:00.000-07:00

Today i took my Common tests and realised 1 thing...My sciences not very good....also my maths circles and Trigo also CMI(cannot make it).Lets hope i don't do so badly...haha i don't think i will but one can never be to sure.

Today,I tried applying for Army and deferment,They wan the exact date of start and end of poly...only make life harder for me.So i will have to ask the help of 1 of my teachers.

Kinda tired,yesterday was up till like 2 multi tasking...smsing a friend and making geography notes.If i m tired,i can only imagine my friend.Anyways i gotta go sleep...so i will see u around BYE!!

Man and Women

2008-07-31T08:13:00.001-07:00

How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

Test starts tmr!

2008-07-31T07:56:00.000-07:00

OMG...tmr my test r starting and I am like totally not ready!!
haha...just kidding

To much studying has left me mostly brain dead.Thank god 4 friends.They are a good source of relief,but sometimes they are the cause of pain also.Am i talking like a lawyer?My history teacher seems to think so =_=

Like some1 but don't think i am worth it =_= Its the best feeling ever...NOT!!!!
Sometimes i wished speaking and making friends was as easy as when we were kids.I mean we
would play and talk as though we knew each others 4 years,but as we grow older,we change.i hope i am not too brain dead and u guys still understand what the heck i saying!!!

Joke for 30-07-08

2008-07-30T08:24:00.000-07:00

What a guys REALLY means!!!

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

Tuition teacher went "koo koo"

2008-07-30T08:04:00.000-07:00

Today at maths tuition class,the teacher went crazy because Sankar never bring the TYS and do his homework,and because of that He "didn't feel like teaching" I was like WTF man.I was super angry and fed up.However i tried my best to keep myself cool and not to show my anger.

I also found out thats i brought the wrong maths TYS!!!!What a day.

Also i have this feeling that i am not totally forgiven by my best friend.Although atleast he is talking to me,that's an improvement right?

Thats all folks

A lawyers worth

2008-07-29T07:39:00.000-07:00

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,

"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

Long day

2008-07-29T07:14:00.000-07:00

AHHH i hate oral exams mainly because i feel super nervous when I am around strangers and have 2 read like a weirdo.I also hate the picture discussion,and the worst is when the examiner starts talking to u. -.-

Also,the more stressed i get,the more i stater and 4get all my power-packed vocabulary...AHHHH
I talked to the teacher like a small boy who doesn't understand and have the knowledge to use bombastic words -.-

Trust me,I felt like taking a knife and KILLING myself.My teachers say i can REALLY talk,so i should use it to my advantage.Oh god i must get over my fears asap or not i will lose free marks

Also,now my best friend is no longer angry with me,Life might not be so bad after all.

I would like to leave u guys with this saying"When the going gets tough,the tough get going" and "No pain no gain" this r the sayings that i use to motivate me when i feel like I am to tired or to stressed to go on.However,after recalling this sayings,I get really worried thinking that O levels is sooo close,I mean the year literally flew past.I was like where did it all go?haha i guess i am living life in the fast lane,better slow down.

Ok thats it,excuse me now,I gotta go watch soccer.Delayed telecast of Brazil and Singapore.Woooo Bye,take care,god bless....go la still reading 4 wad....hahah!

Joke for 27-07-08

2008-07-26T10:58:00.002-07:00

Price for getting married

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Joke for 27-07-08

2008-07-26T10:58:00.001-07:00

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Life

2008-07-26T10:47:00.000-07:00

Life is about living and learning...its a never ending process...
So today i learnt to be patient...because today i learnt that its takes time to 4give and 4get...
I also learnt that friends are like blessings...the more u have the more blessed u are(they are like angels sent from god to look after u and protect u,and although sometimes they might get angry with u,its OK because they will 4give u)

I also learnt loyalty,because a asshole has a problem with a friend of mine,and although that friend is angry with me,i still take him as a friend and will stick beside him through thick and thin....

Best friend....

2008-07-24T01:56:00.000-07:00

Today was FUCKED up...i kinda messed up.
1 of my best friends got angry with me today because of somethings i did.
I did try saying sorry,but i think he needs time to cool down...but what if he does not 'cool down'...what will i do then?i dont want to lose a best friend over a such a small issue..then again what is small 2 me might be huge to him...

feeling so fucked up....what should i do...i am so confused....

i wished he could see how sorry i am...
No jokes today....sorry

*I hope i don't lose a good friend like him....it would be like a dagger through me.....

Joke for 22-07-2008

2008-07-22T02:58:00.000-07:00

Talking Cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

More to some1 than meets the eye

2008-07-22T02:49:00.000-07:00

Yesterday made some new friends...of which 1 was the most shocking 1
Didn't know that that friend was soo different in school and in his/her own free time...
So the lesson learned is NEVER EVER judge a book by its cover

Also...like i said...i am back...and here 2 stay..so please keep checking on this blog cause now its no longer dead..i will also post jokes on this blog...thats all folks

My life till date

2008-05-19T06:58:00.000-07:00

Well my life has been great....
My school had a career day talk,the following talkers were there
(1)Engineering
(2)Accounting
(3)Sales and Marketing
(4)Mass Com
(5)Medical Science

GUESS WAS => I WON A I POD SHUFFLE in the MASS COM TALK (woooooo)

Of the lot...the talk on MASS COM was the best...RJ from 98 came to our school....and told us what they did and how much they earned...and how much they travelled around the world

After the talk i changed my ambitions....i now wan2 go into Sales and Marketing or Engineering or Mass Com

Anyways...life is good...but my results r bad...so in the end life is bad.....i failed maths...it is like WTF!!!!

Ahhhh must do better.....

Also....2 of my good friends will b going overseas.1 has already left for Cambodia and the other 1 will b leaving for China on the 25th.
I hope that they have a safe trip and come back home safely.

Also...my nephew who is like only 2 years old...got his head shaved....he looks like a mini don...all he needs is a thick gold chain and a gun...lolxx.He looks sooo cute

yea life is good
now all i gotta do is STUDY for the remaining months and Hopefully make it

Wad is going on?

2008-05-08T06:33:00.001-07:00

Yesterday My 2 good friends had a big fight....=(

I don't really know who is a fault...but we should not have started blaming each other.....worst part is Ash wanted to quit!!

All i can say is what is going on.....I mean should friends fight over small things like this......But on the other hand....such fights only strengthen friendship.....right?

Anyways Tmr we meeting up...so lets see wad happens......

SO DEPRESSED

Wad is going on?

2008-05-08T06:33:00.000-07:00

Joke for 06-05-08

2008-05-05T23:44:00.000-07:00

Child's way of thinking

One day, a child was sucking his thumb when his mother saw him, his mother said to him." your stomach will grow bigger if you continue sucking your thumb".

The next day, the boy and his mother went out to the market, as they were going, the boy saw a pregnant woman. He run to him and said," hahahahahahaha I know what you have been doing."

I m here now

2008-05-05T23:37:00.000-07:00

Hey Hey...so long never blog...my FireFox was down and also had mid year going on....
Guys my phone got barred....long story....so i will not be able to reply to yr sms

I guess this will be a short blog cause i got nothing much to say...

Yep just came in to keep this thing going...BYE!

Joke for 25-04-08

2008-04-25T08:03:00.000-07:00

BAD DATE
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

A day wif ma Broz

2008-04-25T07:46:00.001-07:00

Today was SUPER! haha most of it anyways
point form
#Ate at pizza hut wif my frens
#Went bowling after that

Now to exlain the bowling part

Ben Shu, Shaun Darren and ME! went to yishun to bowl.
Didn't know that shaun could bowl soo dam well.....
Darren was great also...he play like a pro
I was ok ok only the highlight of my game was spare strike strike and spare
Ben Shu made the most improvement among us

After that Darren and Me went to north point and played air hoockey...I WON hahah!!!
Then we walked around and slacked

Then ate at KFC....food sucked....haha but nvm

Today was fun lets see how tmr goes...Thanks Darren 4 the gift

Trm is My BIRTHDAY soooo excited haha...1 year passed so fast wow....

Ohhhh yea almost 4got the pics will be on my frenster...well thats all folks

Joke for 14-04-08

2008-04-14T06:43:00.000-07:00

One night, when I was a little girl, I had a terrible nightmare that a crow came to me and told me that my aunt was going to drop dead the next day. I ran to my parentâ€™s room and told my dad what happened. He calmed me down and told me it was OK. The next day, my mother received a call that my aunt had just dropped dead. That night, I had another dream that the crow came to me and told me that my father was going to die!!! I sprinted down the hall to my parentâ€™s room and told my dad what had happened. He once again calmed me down and said it was going to be ok. But the next morning when he left for work, he was so distraught. The whole day, he thought that every step he took was his last. He came home that night and sat with my mother at the dinner table and said, "I had the most horrible day today." My mother then relied, "You think YOU had a bad day??? I had the Milkman drop dead on the porch!!!!!"

I M BACK

2008-04-14T05:41:00.000-07:00

FINALLY..haha after so long i blogging....been so busy lately no time to come online

Anyways allot has happened these past few weeks...First of all congrats to MAN U with a 2-1 win over the gunners

Secondly my soccer also improve allot hehe.

Thirdly I started hindi tuition already

Fourthly my revision is going great and i think i might get good marks for my mid year

Also...i learnt handglide and finally did 100 lifts with both my arms using 5kg...now must increase weight

SPORT'S DAY

2008-04-04T01:15:00.000-07:00

Today we had our schools sports day and it was allot of fun as we had free ice cream.but sadly i could not enjoy them because i am having a bad cough...to make things worse my class lost a tug of war competition to Sec 5n1.......

It gets worse....as i was coming back from the sports day early because of my cough...Roshan sms me saying he could not come for the practice later on......

Today basically SUCKED!!!!

Joke for 03-04=08

2008-04-03T04:41:00.000-07:00

ENGINEERS VS ACCOUNTANTS

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Tickets, please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.

When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"

Time to pick

2008-04-03T04:31:00.000-07:00

Been super busy lately.Just started English and science tuition....am so tired.
But lately I feel i have been doing better at my studies and now have to make a very hard pick between Break Dancing and Learning the drums....

What should i do....i don't know which to pick....i really like both but just don't have the time to do both

I like break dancing because it is fun and cool...but i feel worried that if i take it up,I might not be able to learn all the advanced moves......

What should i do.....please give me a suggestion

Joke for 30-03-08

2008-03-30T06:54:00.000-07:00

DOCTOR MEETING

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

Guys are Tagged

2008-03-30T06:33:00.002-07:00

Today i was smsing my friend and I was telling her that must watch Race because 1 of my favourite actress is acting...namely Katrina Kaif haha!

My friend said that we boys only thing about 1 thing and went to add on that the movie had many sexual scenes.Although its true that guys do like pretty girls and often "fall" for them.Its not always about the physical love.

Its like guys are tagged...if you know what i mean.
I was wondering what did 'we' do to be tagged like this

What is Love?

2008-03-30T06:33:00.001-07:00

Joke for 28-03-08

2008-03-28T05:01:00.000-07:00

COMPUTER NOOBS!!!!

Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.

After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit. Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right. The caller responded: "Had I realized you could see me, I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe."

A customer who had just received a laptop computer asked about the power-saving feature known as "hibernate." Would this hibernate device work in the spring and summer, the caller asked.

Another caller explained she had received a gift of software on 5.25-inch diskettes, but she had only a 3.5-inch disk drive on her computer. The technician said she had two options: Get a second disk drive, or use 3.5-inch diskettes. The customer called back later, now complaining that her disk drive was making a terrible noise. And this despite the fact that she was using a 3.5-inch diskette, she said. After a bunch of questions, the technician determined the caller had used a pair of scissors to trim the 5.25-inch diskettes to fit the 3.5-inch drive.

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.

After months......

2008-03-28T04:42:00.000-07:00

Cant recall the last time i went gym...ages ago
Anyways did my weights again and WOW i could feel how much i had slacked off...haha!

After gym...i tried doing handstand to show my friends....they took pics of it and the best photo is in my friendster...
Oh god my body going to ache like hell tmr.......

Thats all folks......

Joke for 27-03-80

2008-03-27T06:45:00.001-07:00

TALKING DOG!!

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

3 moves in 1 day!!

2008-03-27T06:31:00.000-07:00

Today was super fun.After recess we(Ben Shaun & Me) had free periods all the way till school ended.WEEEE!!!

Anyways during that time Ben taught me shoulder freeze and handstand and i showed Ben my handstand and he said it was good.WOW Ben u r a great teacher.thanks man

Watch out ah...i becoming as good as u ah...haha!!

Joke for 26-03-08

2008-03-26T00:16:00.000-07:00

This is a test for a kid in LA cool huh.....

City of Los Angeles

High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:____________________

Gang:________________________

1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

Today

2008-03-26T00:11:00.000-07:00

Today was fun i guess

We(hockey team) had won the National's School Competition and there4 the entire school got half day.
After school i went to get my hair re-cut....dont ask long story...haha!
After that i went home to sleep(Dont know why but now days i cant seem to sleep on time or properly)

Today got no tuition also...WEEE

Anyways now i am going to start posting jokes on my blog also.

Holi

2008-03-23T07:32:00.000-07:00

Yesterday We(Ash Kumaran Satish Roshan Ravi both the Rohit's )played holi until we were super tired.

I wore black jeans and a totally white shirt there and came back in god knows what colour i came back with.The field was super muddy beacuse it had just rained before holi.

Anyways We had a good time playing colours....I think this is the oonly year i enjoy other colours apart from black haha!

I had a fun time dancing and puting colours on ALL my friends.

Ben's Bday

2008-03-20T08:11:00.000-07:00

Today we(Ben Darren Shaun & me) celebrated Ben's Birthday by playing Lan and having dinner at my mom's shop

We had prata with egg and onions.We were planning to go for a movie but Ben had to go back by 9.
So Darren Shaun and Me went to Vivo to walk around and do some window shopping. I brought a cool reflective screen protector.

Then we went to see hamsters and puppies.But sadly the puppies went to sleep already.
We then made our way to the ADIDAS shop(my most favourite shop in Vivo)to play table soccer with other people

Shaun is really good at table soccer...i had a hard time defending his attacks..haha!
Darren was standing close by playing his psp......i think he is partly sad and angry at the fact that Ben could not be with us.

Sadly we didnt take any pictures...sorry guys!

4th Place

2008-03-17T00:43:00.000-07:00

Yesterday we played in the semi finals.Although we came in forth i feel we did our best and hope that we will improve together as a team and do better in the next competition.

Kumaram said that he will start training from now...haha
We would have done allot better but Satish and Kumaran were tackled very hard and Satish was injured very badly.He could not put his weight on both his legs.Kumaran was also tripped.The team that was the worse was Nike Underdogs.They tackled not for the ball but to injure the other players.

Anyways I feel that we had the coolest looking jerseys and although we came in forth we will still be getting a Nike jersey and boots.

By the way,Ravi's team won first place.haha!Next year will will make it.Lets hope so.For pictures pls go to my friendster

New Jersey

2008-03-12T22:02:00.000-07:00

Yesterday we (Kumaran,Ash,Satish and me) went to make our team jerseys.I hope it looks good,its a totally black jersey with gold wordings.

I think we got a very good deal because i think we paid $38 for pants and shirt with the printing included.

I am so excited,tomorrow we are collecting it.Can't wait to see what it looks like

Oh yea,Thanks Kumaran for telling me the loss and win thing,If u had not taken the picture we would not have believed u haha!!!

UNLUCKY 13

2008-03-09T07:12:00.000-07:00

Woah! Today was great,we played soccer till we could not feel our legs anymore.
We had a team of 7(Ash,Ashnee,Kumaran,Satish,Shaun,Donald and ME!)
We named ourselves UNLUCKY 13...it was my idea haha!

Anyways we lost the first game but played well after that,in all we won 3 games lost 2 games and draw 1 game.Satish and Kumaran were playing forwards dam well and Donald was playing keeper and I was playing defender all the way,Shaun Ash and Ashnee were switching among themselves.

In our "Pitch 3" of the "CAGE" there were 4 teams(Adidas,Aljuned,and some other team that i cant remember the name right now and of course Unlucky 13)

We played well and had a good game with all the other teams and made many new friends,EXCEPT for adidas team.There was this loser who kept pushing me against the wall very hard.I tolerated his crap for a very long time, until i finally got mad and asked him if he wanted to die.He acted very big in front of his friends by speakibg back to me.

After the match Kumaran and Ash were trying to cool me down haha! so I put that crap aside and continued playing the other matchs.

HAHA!! I was the one who scored the winning goal to bring our team into the semi finals(my goal was super lucky,I just put my leg forward,all the credit goes to Satish who made a beautiful pass by lopping the ball, all i did was put my leg infront =_=.Ohh yea Kumaran scored the most goals Donald was the man of the match and ALL this is partly beacuse of Ash because Ash made the team. Oh yea Kumaran was our CAPTAIN haha!!!

After the game we went to KFC where i saw that loser who pushed me into the wall and right away my blood started boilling.Kumaran was stopping me but Ash said let me go,so i went to the boy and told him to eat his food and come outside.I could have wacked him up,if it was not for my friends who settled it by talking.Thanks guys,now that i am more cool, i am thankfull that i didnt do a stupid thing like wacking that loser.

Thanks Guys for all the fun...cant wait for next sunday...I am soo confident we will go all the way if we play like how we played today

UNLUCK 13 FOREVER!!!!! haha

My day

2008-03-03T00:05:00.001-08:00

Today was a 'GREAT' day for me.My friend ,Darren,got my shirt lace confiscated by our Ex maths teacher.But i didn't go down alone,I told the teacher that he was also wearing lace.Then we both told the teacher about Ben's lace.Its a rule,1 for all and all for 1.

Besides that,today we had Saints a flame.It was fun,we sat in the air-con hall for like 1 hour plus.Today i had to go for a hockey game,but i lost my wallet.It had like $80 in it,my link card.IC and my ezLuckily Darren called my and told me he found it in his bag,so i told him to come to my house. Thanks man.

Ben!!!

2008-02-29T19:23:00.000-08:00

Oh NO!!,Ben is going to 5N3. Well actually he said that he is not sure if he is going or not.
I wish that he does not,but then again i don't want to be selfish.If he goes i will be happy for him(he go there sure become top boy)HAHA!!!

On the plus side,i will still get to see him during some lessons,then he can still teach me the many freezes HAHA!!

Ben is a great teacher,i learnt baby freeze in 1 day.
Thanks Ben for all the bullying and helping haha.....

Friends for life

2008-02-28T00:41:00.000-08:00

FINALLY ,after so long, I made Darren and Sankar friends

They are like long lost brothers..haha!!

After almost half a year;Ben,Sankar,Darren and ME all all once again like b4.
Although there are still differences between us.We do not speak of it and instead,joke like we used to.

They fought for so long,I have forgotten what they were fighting over.
Well thats the past,lets 4get about it and move on,

Guys lets not 4get this...PLS!!!

WE ARE BRO'S FOR LIFE!!