Joke for 25-04-08

BAD DATE
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."



"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

A day wif ma Broz

Today was SUPER! haha most of it anyways
point form
#Ate at pizza hut wif my frens
#Went bowling after that

Now to exlain the bowling part


Ben Shu, Shaun Darren and ME! went to yishun to bowl.
Didn't know that shaun could bowl soo dam well.....
Darren was great also...he play like a pro
I was ok ok only the highlight of my game was spare strike strike and spare
Ben Shu made the most improvement among us

After that Darren and Me went to north point and played air hoockey...I WON hahah!!!
Then we walked around and slacked

Then ate at KFC....food sucked....haha but nvm

Today was fun lets see how tmr goes...Thanks Darren 4 the gift

Trm is My BIRTHDAY soooo excited haha...1 year passed so fast wow....

Ohhhh yea almost 4got the pics will be on my frenster...well thats all folks

Joke for 14-04-08

One night, when I was a little girl, I had a terrible nightmare that a crow came to me and told me that my aunt was going to drop dead the next day. I ran to my parent’s room and told my dad what happened. He calmed me down and told me it was OK. The next day, my mother received a call that my aunt had just dropped dead. That night, I had another dream that the crow came to me and told me that my father was going to die!!! I sprinted down the hall to my parent’s room and told my dad what had happened. He once again calmed me down and said it was going to be ok. But the next morning when he left for work, he was so distraught. The whole day, he thought that every step he took was his last. He came home that night and sat with my mother at the dinner table and said, "I had the most horrible day today." My mother then relied, "You think YOU had a bad day??? I had the Milkman drop dead on the porch!!!!!"

I M BACK

FINALLY..haha after so long i blogging....been so busy lately no time to come online

Anyways allot has happened these past few weeks...First of all congrats to MAN U with a 2-1 win over the gunners

Secondly my soccer also improve allot hehe.

Thirdly I started hindi tuition already

Fourthly my revision is going great and i think i might get good marks for my mid year

Also...i learnt handglide and finally did 100 lifts with both my arms using 5kg...now must increase weight

SPORT'S DAY

Today we had our schools sports day and it was allot of fun as we had free ice cream.but sadly i could not enjoy them because i am having a bad cough...to make things worse my class lost a tug of war competition to Sec 5n1.......

It gets worse....as i was coming back from the sports day early because of my cough...Roshan sms me saying he could not come for the practice later on......

Today basically SUCKED!!!!

Joke for 03-04=08

ENGINEERS VS ACCOUNTANTS

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket.



"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.



"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.



They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them.



Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Tickets, please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.



The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.



When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.



"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.



"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.



When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.



Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"

Time to pick

Been super busy lately.Just started English and science tuition....am so tired.
But lately I feel i have been doing better at my studies and now have to make a very hard pick between Break Dancing and Learning the drums....

What should i do....i don't know which to pick....i really like both but just don't have the time to do both

I like break dancing because it is fun and cool...but i feel worried that if i take it up,I might not be able to learn all the advanced moves......

What should i do.....please give me a suggestion