Man and Women

How to impress a woman:



Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....





How to impress a man:



Show up naked,

Offer beer.

Test starts tmr!

OMG...tmr my test r starting and I am like totally not ready!!
haha...just kidding

To much studying has left me mostly brain dead.Thank god 4 friends.They are a good source of relief,but sometimes they are the cause of pain also.Am i talking like a lawyer?My history teacher seems to think so =_=

Like some1 but don't think i am worth it =_= Its the best feeling ever...NOT!!!!
Sometimes i wished speaking and making friends was as easy as when we were kids.I mean we
would play and talk as though we knew each others 4 years,but as we grow older,we change.i hope i am not too brain dead and u guys still understand what the heck i saying!!!

Joke for 30-07-08

What a guys REALLY means!!!

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...


"IT'S A GUY THING"


Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."


"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"


Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"


"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"


Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.


"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"


Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."


"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."


Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."


"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."


Translated:* "Are you still talking?"


"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."


Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car


I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."


"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."


Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."


Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."


"I CAN'T FIND IT."


Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."


"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"


Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"


"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."


Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."


"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."


Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

Tuition teacher went "koo koo"

Today at maths tuition class,the teacher went crazy because Sankar never bring the TYS and do his homework,and because of that He "didn't feel like teaching" I was like WTF man.I was super angry and fed up.However i tried my best to keep myself cool and not to show my anger.

I also found out thats i brought the wrong maths TYS!!!!What a day.

Also i have this feeling that i am not totally forgiven by my best friend.Although atleast he is talking to me,that's an improvement right?

Thats all folks

A lawyers worth

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.


Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.


Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"


Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,


"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

Long day

AHHH i hate oral exams mainly because i feel super nervous when I am around strangers and have 2 read like a weirdo.I also hate the picture discussion,and the worst is when the examiner starts talking to u. -.-

Also,the more stressed i get,the more i stater and 4get all my power-packed vocabulary...AHHHH
I talked to the teacher like a small boy who doesn't understand and have the knowledge to use bombastic words -.-

Trust me,I felt like taking a knife and KILLING myself.My teachers say i can REALLY talk,so i should use it to my advantage.Oh god i must get over my fears asap or not i will lose free marks

Also,now my best friend is no longer angry with me,Life might not be so bad after all.

I would like to leave u guys with this saying"When the going gets tough,the tough get going" and "No pain no gain" this r the sayings that i use to motivate me when i feel like I am to tired or to stressed to go on.However,after recalling this sayings,I get really worried thinking that O levels is sooo close,I mean the year literally flew past.I was like where did it all go?haha i guess i am living life in the fast lane,better slow down.

Ok thats it,excuse me now,I gotta go watch soccer.Delayed telecast of Brazil and Singapore.Woooo Bye,take care,god bless....go la still reading 4 wad....hahah!

Joke for 27-07-08

Price for getting married

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"



And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Joke for 27-07-08

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"



And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Life

Life is about living and learning...its a never ending process...
So today i learnt to be patient...because today i learnt that its takes time to 4give and 4get...
I also learnt that friends are like blessings...the more u have the more blessed u are(they are like angels sent from god to look after u and protect u,and although sometimes they might get angry with u,its OK because they will 4give u)

I also learnt loyalty,because a asshole has a problem with a friend of mine,and although that friend is angry with me,i still take him as a friend and will stick beside him through thick and thin....

Best friend....

Today was FUCKED up...i kinda messed up.
1 of my best friends got angry with me today because of somethings i did.
I did try saying sorry,but i think he needs time to cool down...but what if he does not 'cool down'...what will i do then?i dont want to lose a best friend over a such a small issue..then again what is small 2 me might be huge to him...

feeling so fucked up....what should i do...i am so confused....

i wished he could see how sorry i am...
No jokes today....sorry


*I hope i don't lose a good friend like him....it would be like a dagger through me.....

Joke for 22-07-2008

Talking Cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.


Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.


"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.


"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

More to some1 than meets the eye

Yesterday made some new friends...of which 1 was the most shocking 1
Didn't know that that friend was soo different in school and in his/her own free time...
So the lesson learned is NEVER EVER judge a book by its cover

Also...like i said...i am back...and here 2 stay..so please keep checking on this blog cause now its no longer dead..i will also post jokes on this blog...thats all folks