Saturday, August 30, 2008

Almost Over =]

My prelims are ALMOST OVER!!!!weeeeee
Just ticking off the dates....papers were good.I might do well for maths,very worried about science,and confident about english.lets hope i top my class in Humanities or i will kill myself.

Also,I was think what i gonna do after O levels.1 thing is for sure,I gonna get Lovell to teach me Japanese...how cool is that...hahah

Also might get a part time job and am looking for a MMA school(mixed Martial arts school).....and most importantly,hang out wif my best friends.

If our class goes overseas...thats would just be freaking SWEEET!!!!!Cant wait to go wild.....lets see if people like the ME after O kevels...muhahahahah.........

also....we sort of had a small get together last friday at Alex place....but the freaking rain ruined it...zzzzz so Lovell ,Chin Wee ,me and Ben Shu went to bens place to swim and have some drinks.....and i saw bens Dog......soooo cute...with those BIG EYES!!!!awwww hahahahah

We did some crazy things at Bens place....like Chin Wee broke a cup in Bens pool....and we fooled around in the hot tub.....

Pics will soon b on frenster :D BYE!!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Life B4 PC

This is the Joke 4 today....Enjoy :D

WoW

Prelims started already......where did all the time go???haha
A lot has happened,like Singapore won a silver medal AFTER 48 years...wow Congrats
Also,lately all i have been doing is STUDYING!!!!
Everyday i wake up and put a tick on my calender...its a sort of motivation i guess.haha

So I guess that's it....my life super boring......OHHH wait wait
Yesterday I had O levels ORAL exams.Hope i did well.
There were tow teacher,1 who laughed all the way through my oral and the other 1 just sat there shaking her head.But i guess she was busy marking me that's why.

During the course 4 studying 4 O,I realised my friends who were super tight with me....STOPPED CALLING MEEE!!!!!WTF haha i dont blame them,I think they dont wan2 distract me or something.

OK thats all folks...see you around BYE!!! :D

Friday, August 15, 2008

U call yrself a Friend?

What the FUCK is yr problem.Show me attitude randomly,think like u fucking hell own people.Well I got news for u,u asshole.

Firstly,look around,who the fuck really takes u as a friend?Those u consider a 'friend' make fun of u behind yr back.

Secondly,u r not fucking hell doing anybody any favour by doing well in subjects.So stop living in yr so called world.

Lastly,Yr attitude sucks.Like i said b4,stop acting like u own people.And please learn some manners.Learn to talk like a human and not a fucking asshole.

Guess wad,with this attitude,U are the next outcast.That is all.This is OVER!!!!
My last words towards u.......FUCK U,U FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!

Friday, August 8, 2008

Punished in Hell

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.


The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.


This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.


The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.


Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:


"Cindy, you have sinned."

1 day b4 NATIONAL DAY

Today my school celebrated National Day with Boxing,soccer and many many MANY other things.I watched Boxing all the way....soo cool.Wished I could take part oso,sadly i found out very late.

Then Me and Ravi went to eat,and i 4got my wallet.So kind of Ravi to lend me $$$.Then we went back to school and ate,then i came home and ravi went to do DnT.

Came home and played a bit of CS.I no I no,but i was soo bored.My hands took control and overwrote my brains...haha

I got together with a friend and thought her History.She is smart but acts humble...zzz
Anyways,We had a ball of a time,and believe it or not she actually learned something from ME.haha I dont think i am a very good teacher but still....

Well thats all folks :D Bye

Monday, August 4, 2008

Michael Jackson

Cinderella, Thumbalina and Shrek were talking together one day.



Cinderella- I think I am the prettiest

Thumbalina- I think I am the Smallest

Shrek- I think I am the ugliest



They go to the City Hall to talk to the mayor and see the book of World Records. Cinderella goes in and comes out happy.



Cinderella- I am the Prettiest



Thumbalina goes in and comes out happy.



Thumbalina- I am the smallest.



Shrek goes in and comes out confused and mad.



Shrek- Who the hell is Michael Jackson?